Friday chuckles

Big Feet
Two sisters came home from school crying their hearts out."What's wrong?" asked their mother.The first sister stopped wailing long enough to say, "The kids at school make fun of my big feet.""There, there," soothed the mother. "Your feet aren't that big."She turned to the second sister. "Now why are you crying?""Because I've been invited to a ski party & I can't find my skis.""That's okay," said her mother, "you can borrow your sister's shoes."

Birthday Gifts
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with waterguns?"Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh, I remember...."